I could not let the day pass without letting you and particularly my Scottish mother know that Scottish fish invented sex. (Hi Mom! Let's not discuss this in any more detail please!)
I feel like volunteers who do this should get a cape or a shield from the local Fish & Wildlife Agency. Something with "Killer of Lanternflies & Defender of Trees" written on it? I'll have another scotch & soda & keep working on it ...
I am a bona-fide lanternfly assassin. Louie can't catch them, unfortunately. I haven't seen any for a few days, which is good. Maybe a week.
I feel like volunteers who do this should get a cape or a shield from the local Fish & Wildlife Agency. Something with "Killer of Lanternflies & Defender of Trees" written on it? I'll have another scotch & soda & keep working on it ...